dimanche 28 janvier 2007
mercredi 24 janvier 2007
Le Zooplancton
Merci à la fantastique émission Vidons-la don' la question! sur les ondes de CISM 89.3 fm La Marge.
Zooplancton 1
Zooplancton 2
Zooplancton 3
Une cuillère, une cuillerée.
Un truck, une truckée!
Zooplancton 1
Zooplancton 2
Zooplancton 3
Une cuillère, une cuillerée.
Un truck, une truckée!
mardi 23 janvier 2007
Marcaliss répond
Q: How 2 make frenx with strangers? Wat do i say to them??
A: You don't say anything, you just jump in front of them, and put your tongue down their throat. Most of the time this will not work. Sometimes it will work. It will work when it will works. It will not work when this didn't work. I'd say 90% of the time this doesn't work. Now, if "would have worked" is the cousin of "worked fine", scatergory talky, how much time this will work? Correct, this will work when this will work, or 10% of the time.
Q: Would jesus forgive Me if I picked up a rock and brained someone?
A: Yes if you do it that way: only throw slowly a small rock, just to hurt them a little. Then, following the Bible, they have to turn the other cheek in check-in style, so you have the RIGHT to do anything after that, so you brain the fuck out of these morons. You can do the same thing differently, like scraping them a little with a knife, or push them gently near a cliff, or gently wrap your fingers around their throat, or shoot them with a BB gun...
Q: Has any animal ever sacrificed its own life for another animal (including the human specie)?
A: One day I was in this dépanneur, and here was this hold-up... the cashier was acting crazy didn't give the money. While he was yelling at the thief, I saw from the corner of my eye some sort of lizard entering the dépanneur. The thief lost his mind and was gonna shoot the cashier, but just before the lizard ran like hell, and actually jumped in front of the cashier. This was a kind of armored-belly lizard, so he didn't even die, the bullet went back into the thief's head.
When the police arrived, I was still there because I definitely wanted those Tostitos. When I told the cops what happened, they didn't believe me, not even the cashier because he had no idea what just happened in front of his eyes, this guy though there was an angel-sniper guarding him. I spent two months in a psychiatric ward because of that. I was there, just like nowhere, but I was there...
A: You don't say anything, you just jump in front of them, and put your tongue down their throat. Most of the time this will not work. Sometimes it will work. It will work when it will works. It will not work when this didn't work. I'd say 90% of the time this doesn't work. Now, if "would have worked" is the cousin of "worked fine", scatergory talky, how much time this will work? Correct, this will work when this will work, or 10% of the time.
Q: Would jesus forgive Me if I picked up a rock and brained someone?
A: Yes if you do it that way: only throw slowly a small rock, just to hurt them a little. Then, following the Bible, they have to turn the other cheek in check-in style, so you have the RIGHT to do anything after that, so you brain the fuck out of these morons. You can do the same thing differently, like scraping them a little with a knife, or push them gently near a cliff, or gently wrap your fingers around their throat, or shoot them with a BB gun...
Q: Has any animal ever sacrificed its own life for another animal (including the human specie)?
A: One day I was in this dépanneur, and here was this hold-up... the cashier was acting crazy didn't give the money. While he was yelling at the thief, I saw from the corner of my eye some sort of lizard entering the dépanneur. The thief lost his mind and was gonna shoot the cashier, but just before the lizard ran like hell, and actually jumped in front of the cashier. This was a kind of armored-belly lizard, so he didn't even die, the bullet went back into the thief's head.
When the police arrived, I was still there because I definitely wanted those Tostitos. When I told the cops what happened, they didn't believe me, not even the cashier because he had no idea what just happened in front of his eyes, this guy though there was an angel-sniper guarding him. I spent two months in a psychiatric ward because of that. I was there, just like nowhere, but I was there...
lundi 22 janvier 2007
Zone de résistance
Benoit Perron, vieux fou, tu courras tous à notre rire lumineux, à notre illumination rieuse. Grand vulgarisateur au grand public de politique locale et étrangère, il nous offre, lors de son émission Zone de Résistance, encore une fois sur les ondes de CISM 89.3fm La Marge, du contenu bien digéré entrecoupé d'explosions de cris ou de très aléatoires emportations.
Voyez par vous-même:
Zone de résistance
Voyez par vous-même:
Zone de résistance
Marcaliss répond
Q: Can you give me an example of a question that everyone wants to answer?
A: The other day I: "the other day I" ... Given the current circumstances, could I if I why would I?
Q: Why all of u need to answer a silly question like this ,does 2 pts matter alot 2 u?
A: No, but I feel the need to answer it, because it was there, a question, a yahoo question, a yahoo answers question, a yahoo answers psychology question, in social science, in home, waiting to get some answers.I need to answer everything for my life to be complete. In fact, I am going to answer to your question by another question: "Why you need to ask a silly question like: "why all of u need to answer a silly question like this,does 2 pts matter alot 2 u?", does minus 5 pts matter a lot to you?".
Q: When does life begin? when the brain start functioning or when the heart start pumping?
A: From a lot of research from well known science websites, I'd have to say the the brain starts functioning at Brain-Day, and the heart start pumping at Heart-Day. In more advanced societies, these two days are highly celebrated.
A: The other day I: "the other day I" ... Given the current circumstances, could I if I why would I?
Q: Why all of u need to answer a silly question like this ,does 2 pts matter alot 2 u?
A: No, but I feel the need to answer it, because it was there, a question, a yahoo question, a yahoo answers question, a yahoo answers psychology question, in social science, in home, waiting to get some answers.I need to answer everything for my life to be complete. In fact, I am going to answer to your question by another question: "Why you need to ask a silly question like: "why all of u need to answer a silly question like this,does 2 pts matter alot 2 u?", does minus 5 pts matter a lot to you?".
Q: When does life begin? when the brain start functioning or when the heart start pumping?
A: From a lot of research from well known science websites, I'd have to say the the brain starts functioning at Brain-Day, and the heart start pumping at Heart-Day. In more advanced societies, these two days are highly celebrated.
dimanche 21 janvier 2007
L'orthographique Thetford Mines
Confirmation de l'orthographe de Thetford Mines: Thetford Mines.
Qui est dans mon visage en ce moment.
Découle d'une demande d'assurance.
Le gars est né en 1945.
Il va chez le chiro.
Sa femme.
Nicole.
Qui est dans mon visage en ce moment.
Découle d'une demande d'assurance.
Le gars est né en 1945.
Il va chez le chiro.
Sa femme.
Nicole.
Marcaliss répond
Q: Fill in the blank? Mother : Mary. Son : Robby.
Robby is Mary's son's ----
A: of a b!tch? Robby is Mary's son-of-a-b1tch HAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...
Q: Whats ur favourite joke?
A: You dying...
Q: Why am I always "it"?
A: Look at the answers one by one. Analyse them. If they apply to you in some way, note the results in your copybook.
-You want to be a broader subject
-Your favorite hobby or career is managing AND processing information
-You are made of paper fiber, and live underground
-You are or love Italians
-You love music and probably would play in a band, but more like a triangle or a metronome
-Your astrological sign is electricity
-You are "it" but are you "that"? Or "there"? Or "what"?
Give me your copybook now.
Robby is Mary's son's ----
A: of a b!tch? Robby is Mary's son-of-a-b1tch HAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...
Q: Whats ur favourite joke?
A: You dying...
Q: Why am I always "it"?
A: Look at the answers one by one. Analyse them. If they apply to you in some way, note the results in your copybook.
-You want to be a broader subject
-Your favorite hobby or career is managing AND processing information
-You are made of paper fiber, and live underground
-You are or love Italians
-You love music and probably would play in a band, but more like a triangle or a metronome
-Your astrological sign is electricity
-You are "it" but are you "that"? Or "there"? Or "what"?
Give me your copybook now.
lundi 15 janvier 2007
Thérapie "Say AH!"
Z'avez le cafard tronchu? La thérapie "Say AH!", ou la thérayah, est disponible dès maintenant pour votre bien-être. C'est pas compliqué:
1. ON clique sur le lien ci-dessous, ci-suis, ci-sud.
2. ON reste sur la page pendant au moins 5 minutes.
3. ON dit merci.
Thérayah
1. ON clique sur le lien ci-dessous, ci-suis, ci-sud.
2. ON reste sur la page pendant au moins 5 minutes.
3. ON dit merci.
Thérayah
dimanche 14 janvier 2007
Les heures
Pour les heures, pour elles, leur mémoire, saluons les heures, capines en bois, maîtres d'elles-même, poussent les aiguilles et moussent le cappuccino frappé à la cuillère de Février avant de partir au Brésil, tout bonnement, toutes rieuses.
mardi 9 janvier 2007
Marcaliss répond
Q: Is there a way to delete everything from a hard drive?
A: Yes, put a couple of ants on your physical hard drive. Because of their nature, they will take your hard drive's files back to their nest.
Q: How can I keep myself motivated to lose weight?
A: Snort a line, or two...
Q: My girl is soo superfine, BUT (she like many women) eats, does not exercise, and then complains. How do I motivate her to exercise so she won't drastically lose her shape, especially when I exercise myself on a regular basis already?
A: Tell her to snort a line, or two...
Q: Has anybody stayed up late felling like you want U want to enjoy your unsobriety?
A: EACH AND EVERY TIME!
Outsider A: I like it, I even love it, I like to drink 'till I throw up and continue drinking and go to work on the other day that is really fun.
A: Yes, put a couple of ants on your physical hard drive. Because of their nature, they will take your hard drive's files back to their nest.
Q: How can I keep myself motivated to lose weight?
A: Snort a line, or two...
Q: My girl is soo superfine, BUT (she like many women) eats, does not exercise, and then complains. How do I motivate her to exercise so she won't drastically lose her shape, especially when I exercise myself on a regular basis already?
A: Tell her to snort a line, or two...
Q: Has anybody stayed up late felling like you want U want to enjoy your unsobriety?
A: EACH AND EVERY TIME!
Outsider A: I like it, I even love it, I like to drink 'till I throw up and continue drinking and go to work on the other day that is really fun.
lundi 8 janvier 2007
Marcaliss questionne: Why would I?
The other I : "the other day I". Could I if I why would I?
A) Your question makes no sense to me!
B) You could and should...why not?
C) Did I, yes I did.
D) Blue with a hint of green on the sides.
E) Do whatever you wanna do , as long as you feel comfortable when you know God is watching you (your question is not very clear).
F) Why would I - because it made me feel good. The other day I - enjoyed myself to the fullest. Why would I - life is too hard not to make the best of it that I can and to find lots of things to be happy for. Not really sure what your question was but there are lots of "I" things in the world. I am important. I can succeed. I can be happy! Good luck!
ReAnswer: "Oh, did you?"
A) Your question makes no sense to me!
B) You could and should...why not?
C) Did I, yes I did.
D) Blue with a hint of green on the sides.
E) Do whatever you wanna do , as long as you feel comfortable when you know God is watching you (your question is not very clear).
F) Why would I - because it made me feel good. The other day I - enjoyed myself to the fullest. Why would I - life is too hard not to make the best of it that I can and to find lots of things to be happy for. Not really sure what your question was but there are lots of "I" things in the world. I am important. I can succeed. I can be happy! Good luck!
ReAnswer: "Oh, did you?"
Marcaliss questionne: Purchasing noises
Is there a way I could purchase a noise that would play every time I blink? Don't you think this would be awesome? Am I being realistic? Can you answer so much questions at once?
Why does the only similar question similar to my question found is: "Why is my Harley Road King such a slug when riding with a passenger? This sucks?"
Only answer :( :"That would be great!" :D
Marcaliss questionne: Does a robot techno-talks?
Does it?
A) I didn't get the question, could u be a bit more descriptive pls!!
B) Well, if you're talking about the way it talks, I guess you could call its accent a "techno" accent. Thus, if it talked, I guess it would be "techno" talking. However, the language of the speech is basically whatever is programmed into it (e.g. English, Spanish, etc.). The content is also influenced by the programming (e.g. program it to play chess, write novels, be creative, etc.).
ReAnswer: "Hehehehehehehe. Le nombre de réponse aussi sérieuse que je reçois vis-à-vis des questions de ce genre m'épate, m'époustoufle VIEUX FOUS.
A) I didn't get the question, could u be a bit more descriptive pls!!
B) Well, if you're talking about the way it talks, I guess you could call its accent a "techno" accent. Thus, if it talked, I guess it would be "techno" talking. However, the language of the speech is basically whatever is programmed into it (e.g. English, Spanish, etc.). The content is also influenced by the programming (e.g. program it to play chess, write novels, be creative, etc.).
ReAnswer: "Hehehehehehehe. Le nombre de réponse aussi sérieuse que je reçois vis-à-vis des questions de ce genre m'épate, m'époustoufle VIEUX FOUS.
Marcaliss questionne: Gum ball VS Golf ball
Here's a question inspired by a dream: "If you were presented a silver tray containing golf balls and gum balls which are perfectly identical (same weight, same structure) and you were asked to take one and have no choice but to take a rapid huge bite in it, would you be able to take a gum ball and not break your teeth?"
A) So did this happen to you... or do you just come up with odd questions?
B) Gum balls!
C) Hi, I am so confused by this question. You offer me a tray containing golf balls and gum balls. They are identical. You then ask me to take one and take a hugh bite. Would I be able to tell the difference between the gum balls or golf balls and be able to pick a gum ball or break my teeth. I wouldn't even attempt at picking the right ball, because the odds are only 50/50, it isn't worth ruining my teeth. That is my answer! That was realy weird!
ReAnswer: "The answer is not that great, but the way you restated all the question at the first person, congratulations to you, gave it to you. I'm also happy that you are confused."
vendredi 5 janvier 2007
Nouveau pain Pom Boum
Du pain, pas au sésame, pas multigrain, pas de blé entier. BOUM Toff d’un pain au BAGEL!
Attention, la durée de cuisson peut dépendre du temps de service. Merci.
Attention, la durée de cuisson peut dépendre du temps de service. Merci.
Context
He’s helping me a lot when I’m lost… CONTEXT!
He’ll give a form to the innerest of my thoughts… CONTEXT!
He doesn’t chicken out when words went, flew out of range, he’s the pillar of the
foundation of pain temple,
He’ll give a form to the innerest of my thoughts… CONTEXT!
He doesn’t chicken out when words went, flew out of range, he’s the pillar of the
foundation of pain temple,
Marilyn street,
30 degrees east
of my tractor’s due.
Noms réels
Lorie-Anne L'Homme-Pesant
Régère Dallaire
Barbie Brushette
Bostine Bartholomew
Allan Zin Geler
Gratienne Lajoie
Jistine
Dr Robin Pigeon
Dr Peter Pain
Les chats
Les chats, les félins, n’ont qu’un but dans la vie, qu'un rêve: entendre toujours de plus en plus fort l’écho du bruit de grattage, qu'ils se grattent eux-mêmes ou se fassent grattouiller.
jeudi 4 janvier 2007
Marcaliss questionne: What do you think of this?
-=Zing-A-Ling: MY PLEASURE IS EATING...
-=Tam-Tam-Tromulê-je: OH, THANK YOU! I THOUGH IT WAS THANK YOU!
-=Zing-A-Ling: MY PLEASURE!
-=Tam-Tam-Tromulê-je: IS EATING!
-=Zing-A-Ling: OH, THANK YOU! I THOUGH IT WAS THANK YOU!
-=Tam-Tam-Tromulê-je: MY PLEASURE!
1- See the loop?
2- See the shift?
3- Would this goes well in a police interrogation? How about you?
4- Does Cabrine finally bring a thrice to Zosananoris?
5- Did you try to put a R before the real R in Zosananoris?
A) What the Hell are you talking about?
B) Ah. OK. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
C) ????..............thanks for waisting my time.............................
D) Are you on drugs?
E) All righty, then. It'll be okay. You will feel better......... I hope.
F) If you say so..... maybe Im just not getting it.
G) Crazy ASS SHIT!!!! What are you talking about?!?!?!?!?!
H) I have read this over and over. I see the shift & the loop but I still do not get it.
ReAnswer: "THANK YOU!!! ^-^"
-=Tam-Tam-Tromulê-je: OH, THANK YOU! I THOUGH IT WAS THANK YOU!
-=Zing-A-Ling: MY PLEASURE!
-=Tam-Tam-Tromulê-je: IS EATING!
-=Zing-A-Ling: OH, THANK YOU! I THOUGH IT WAS THANK YOU!
-=Tam-Tam-Tromulê-je: MY PLEASURE!
1- See the loop?
2- See the shift?
3- Would this goes well in a police interrogation? How about you?
4- Does Cabrine finally bring a thrice to Zosananoris?
5- Did you try to put a R before the real R in Zosananoris?
A) What the Hell are you talking about?
B) Ah. OK. I don't know what the fuck you're talking about!
C) ????..............thanks for waisting my time.............................
D) Are you on drugs?
E) All righty, then. It'll be okay. You will feel better......... I hope.
F) If you say so..... maybe Im just not getting it.
G) Crazy ASS SHIT!!!! What are you talking about?!?!?!?!?!
H) I have read this over and over. I see the shift & the loop but I still do not get it.
ReAnswer: "THANK YOU!!! ^-^"
mercredi 3 janvier 2007
Just like an oignon
Mr.A- Are multi-layered excuses more believable?
Mr.B- No, short, precise and to the point.
Mr.A- Like an oignon, fingers are your tongue.
Mr.B- ... ehh... it's easier to remember that way.
Mr.A- THANKS A LOT, ASSHOLE, I'll keep that in mind when tomorrow I'm gonna go lie to EVERYBODY I KNOW!
Mr.B- No, short, precise and to the point.
Mr.A- Like an oignon, fingers are your tongue.
Mr.B- ... ehh... it's easier to remember that way.
Mr.A- THANKS A LOT, ASSHOLE, I'll keep that in mind when tomorrow I'm gonna go lie to EVERYBODY I KNOW!
Marcaliss questionne: psychologie
Does oneself tickles himself with his own neck hair?
A) Every single day of life
B) That is impossible. You cannot tickle yourself.
C) what?
Did you chose?
Best answer (highlight): A
A) Every single day of life
B) That is impossible. You cannot tickle yourself.
C) what?
Did you chose?
Best answer (highlight): A
mardi 2 janvier 2007
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