dimanche 28 janvier 2007
mercredi 24 janvier 2007
Le Zooplancton
Merci à la fantastique émission Vidons-la don' la question! sur les ondes de CISM 89.3 fm La Marge.
Zooplancton 1
Zooplancton 2
Zooplancton 3
Une cuillère, une cuillerée.
Un truck, une truckée!
Zooplancton 1
Zooplancton 2
Zooplancton 3
Une cuillère, une cuillerée.
Un truck, une truckée!
mardi 23 janvier 2007
Marcaliss répond
Q: How 2 make frenx with strangers? Wat do i say to them??
A: You don't say anything, you just jump in front of them, and put your tongue down their throat. Most of the time this will not work. Sometimes it will work. It will work when it will works. It will not work when this didn't work. I'd say 90% of the time this doesn't work. Now, if "would have worked" is the cousin of "worked fine", scatergory talky, how much time this will work? Correct, this will work when this will work, or 10% of the time.
Q: Would jesus forgive Me if I picked up a rock and brained someone?
A: Yes if you do it that way: only throw slowly a small rock, just to hurt them a little. Then, following the Bible, they have to turn the other cheek in check-in style, so you have the RIGHT to do anything after that, so you brain the fuck out of these morons. You can do the same thing differently, like scraping them a little with a knife, or push them gently near a cliff, or gently wrap your fingers around their throat, or shoot them with a BB gun...
Q: Has any animal ever sacrificed its own life for another animal (including the human specie)?
A: One day I was in this dépanneur, and here was this hold-up... the cashier was acting crazy didn't give the money. While he was yelling at the thief, I saw from the corner of my eye some sort of lizard entering the dépanneur. The thief lost his mind and was gonna shoot the cashier, but just before the lizard ran like hell, and actually jumped in front of the cashier. This was a kind of armored-belly lizard, so he didn't even die, the bullet went back into the thief's head.
When the police arrived, I was still there because I definitely wanted those Tostitos. When I told the cops what happened, they didn't believe me, not even the cashier because he had no idea what just happened in front of his eyes, this guy though there was an angel-sniper guarding him. I spent two months in a psychiatric ward because of that. I was there, just like nowhere, but I was there...
A: You don't say anything, you just jump in front of them, and put your tongue down their throat. Most of the time this will not work. Sometimes it will work. It will work when it will works. It will not work when this didn't work. I'd say 90% of the time this doesn't work. Now, if "would have worked" is the cousin of "worked fine", scatergory talky, how much time this will work? Correct, this will work when this will work, or 10% of the time.
Q: Would jesus forgive Me if I picked up a rock and brained someone?
A: Yes if you do it that way: only throw slowly a small rock, just to hurt them a little. Then, following the Bible, they have to turn the other cheek in check-in style, so you have the RIGHT to do anything after that, so you brain the fuck out of these morons. You can do the same thing differently, like scraping them a little with a knife, or push them gently near a cliff, or gently wrap your fingers around their throat, or shoot them with a BB gun...
Q: Has any animal ever sacrificed its own life for another animal (including the human specie)?
A: One day I was in this dépanneur, and here was this hold-up... the cashier was acting crazy didn't give the money. While he was yelling at the thief, I saw from the corner of my eye some sort of lizard entering the dépanneur. The thief lost his mind and was gonna shoot the cashier, but just before the lizard ran like hell, and actually jumped in front of the cashier. This was a kind of armored-belly lizard, so he didn't even die, the bullet went back into the thief's head.
When the police arrived, I was still there because I definitely wanted those Tostitos. When I told the cops what happened, they didn't believe me, not even the cashier because he had no idea what just happened in front of his eyes, this guy though there was an angel-sniper guarding him. I spent two months in a psychiatric ward because of that. I was there, just like nowhere, but I was there...
lundi 22 janvier 2007
Zone de résistance
Benoit Perron, vieux fou, tu courras tous à notre rire lumineux, à notre illumination rieuse. Grand vulgarisateur au grand public de politique locale et étrangère, il nous offre, lors de son émission Zone de Résistance, encore une fois sur les ondes de CISM 89.3fm La Marge, du contenu bien digéré entrecoupé d'explosions de cris ou de très aléatoires emportations.
Voyez par vous-même:
Zone de résistance
Voyez par vous-même:
Zone de résistance
Marcaliss répond
Q: Can you give me an example of a question that everyone wants to answer?
A: The other day I: "the other day I" ... Given the current circumstances, could I if I why would I?
Q: Why all of u need to answer a silly question like this ,does 2 pts matter alot 2 u?
A: No, but I feel the need to answer it, because it was there, a question, a yahoo question, a yahoo answers question, a yahoo answers psychology question, in social science, in home, waiting to get some answers.I need to answer everything for my life to be complete. In fact, I am going to answer to your question by another question: "Why you need to ask a silly question like: "why all of u need to answer a silly question like this,does 2 pts matter alot 2 u?", does minus 5 pts matter a lot to you?".
Q: When does life begin? when the brain start functioning or when the heart start pumping?
A: From a lot of research from well known science websites, I'd have to say the the brain starts functioning at Brain-Day, and the heart start pumping at Heart-Day. In more advanced societies, these two days are highly celebrated.
A: The other day I: "the other day I" ... Given the current circumstances, could I if I why would I?
Q: Why all of u need to answer a silly question like this ,does 2 pts matter alot 2 u?
A: No, but I feel the need to answer it, because it was there, a question, a yahoo question, a yahoo answers question, a yahoo answers psychology question, in social science, in home, waiting to get some answers.I need to answer everything for my life to be complete. In fact, I am going to answer to your question by another question: "Why you need to ask a silly question like: "why all of u need to answer a silly question like this,does 2 pts matter alot 2 u?", does minus 5 pts matter a lot to you?".
Q: When does life begin? when the brain start functioning or when the heart start pumping?
A: From a lot of research from well known science websites, I'd have to say the the brain starts functioning at Brain-Day, and the heart start pumping at Heart-Day. In more advanced societies, these two days are highly celebrated.
dimanche 21 janvier 2007
L'orthographique Thetford Mines
Confirmation de l'orthographe de Thetford Mines: Thetford Mines.
Qui est dans mon visage en ce moment.
Découle d'une demande d'assurance.
Le gars est né en 1945.
Il va chez le chiro.
Sa femme.
Nicole.
Qui est dans mon visage en ce moment.
Découle d'une demande d'assurance.
Le gars est né en 1945.
Il va chez le chiro.
Sa femme.
Nicole.
Marcaliss répond
Q: Fill in the blank? Mother : Mary. Son : Robby.
Robby is Mary's son's ----
A: of a b!tch? Robby is Mary's son-of-a-b1tch HAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...
Q: Whats ur favourite joke?
A: You dying...
Q: Why am I always "it"?
A: Look at the answers one by one. Analyse them. If they apply to you in some way, note the results in your copybook.
-You want to be a broader subject
-Your favorite hobby or career is managing AND processing information
-You are made of paper fiber, and live underground
-You are or love Italians
-You love music and probably would play in a band, but more like a triangle or a metronome
-Your astrological sign is electricity
-You are "it" but are you "that"? Or "there"? Or "what"?
Give me your copybook now.
Robby is Mary's son's ----
A: of a b!tch? Robby is Mary's son-of-a-b1tch HAHHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA...
Q: Whats ur favourite joke?
A: You dying...
Q: Why am I always "it"?
A: Look at the answers one by one. Analyse them. If they apply to you in some way, note the results in your copybook.
-You want to be a broader subject
-Your favorite hobby or career is managing AND processing information
-You are made of paper fiber, and live underground
-You are or love Italians
-You love music and probably would play in a band, but more like a triangle or a metronome
-Your astrological sign is electricity
-You are "it" but are you "that"? Or "there"? Or "what"?
Give me your copybook now.
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